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random conversations 4
HIM: is [one of the twins] the one into old guys or the other twin
ME: the other. and they are over. he's really 32 scary huh
HIM: i want [one of the twins]... he came into Jamba. he has a pretty smile
ME: lol which Jamba do you work at?
HIM: VG, tell him i love him
ME: umm you can tell him the next time he goes in.
HIM: please!!! be a pal. txt him tell him i have a crush
ME: no you crazy lol
HIM: please it will make his day. i'll stop bugging you to fuck me if you tell him =[ did you tell him?
ME: no dork
HIM: then you're gonna fuck me
HIM: you don't want to tell [one of the twins] because you wana fuck me.. you want me for yourself
ME: i told his brother. he's gonna tell [one of the twins]
HIM: lol yay!! i'll have either
random conversations 3
HIM: [insert ass shot with him holding his legs in the air]
HIM: Fuck me... i'll swallow
random conversations 2
HIM: i just saw your wifey
ME: which one?
HIM: [my open relationship girlfriend]
ME: r you at Chang's again?
HIM: she came to Jamba
ME: oh cool did you hook her up??
HIM: no i told her i knew you and we fucked (which by the way has never happened)
ME: wow way to put ur business out there.
HIM: i need to let everyone know you're mine.
ive got this friend and hes a little odd. constantly asks me to do the naughty with him. and when hes not doing that hes obsessing over my friends (a set of twins this time). like to hear it, hear it go.
HIM: you're hot friend is here at el torito
ME: have a margarita for me
HIM: already did
ME: good boy lol
HIM: so one is gay and one is bi
ME: yup how did you find out??
HIM: do they do stuff together
HIM: the gay one likes old daddy types?
HIM: he was with someone who looks like a grandpa
ME: lol oh really they usually arnt thtat old
HIM: he was ancient...in his 50's probably
ME: ewwww i hope he was rich
HIM: he looked rich... he was dressed nice and had bling
ME: ill find the details when i talk to [my friend] today
HIM: they are short
ME: 5'5 or 5'6 something like that. are you stalking them or what?
HIM: how big is his weenie
ME: which one? i mean... a lady never tells. and the dude he was with was 32!!! lol
HIM: he lied about his age then
ME: Ha i know he does look old tho i just saw his FB
HIM: i wana see